Over the course of these years I feel like he has retained absolutely nothing even though I have spent every waking minute trying to make him understand. I started to supplement his cartoons with beginner pvp youtube videos and Dream's Manhunt series. This started about 4 years ago when my son was 2 years old. Were these tall, sexy people once human? What can that mouth do? So many questions, and all the time in the world…Īm I The Asshole for dropping my 6 year old off at an orphanage for his inability to Minecraft pvp? The smooth, mysterious, tall lanky fellow of everyone’s wet dreams and nightmares. This means that fucking them, or many of the other hostile mobs here, would be akin to bestiality. Neither the creeper nor the slime has the intellectual capacity to give consent. The most important thing in any such matter. There is something I’ve been leaving out until now. The creeper, the enderman, and the slime. This leaves us with 3 potential candidates. The same issue is even more pronounced with the ender dragon, since even that ender cloaca would be unsatisfying. Either you’re getting busted open by that painfully big tongue, or you’re throwing a hotdog down a hallway. The ghast does have a fine mouth, but it’s too big. The skeleton is also bone, which is an unpleasant texture, no matter which end of the fucking you’re on.
The magma cube is rock on the outside and magma on the inside from unpleasant to outright dangerous. Also the blaze, because while it probably could do some oral stuff, it’s also on fire, which is hazardous. Next we throw out the silverfish due to size and also have you seen the fuckers irl? Next, I’m throwing out both spiders because that’s just too many eyes, fangs, legs, and hair. Lets rule out both the zombie and the zombie pigman due to rotting flesh. Some animals will get into a breeding state by being hit, others will be attracted to your shit, and this along with possibly more than 50 other kinks. Mobs will now have fully animated breeding animations, Along with kinks. They have a stinky effect that wards off all mobs, unless of course the mob in particular has the poop kink from the next part of this update. The process to obtain this will be fully animated, and these blocks will have a very special property.
The more food you have eaten across all of your Minecraft worlds, the more blocks that will slowly slide out of Steve’s gaping anus.
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But fret not, because in the biggest update ever Steve will take the biggest shit ever.
But, all of this food after all of these years has had nowhere to go. After years and years of eating, the player character (most commonly Steve) has eaten lots of food. We will finally get all the important things that we have been missing for the longest time. I have an idea for the Minecraft 2.0 update.
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